February 2012
22 posts
you rock my world // michael jackson
never half-ass two things, whole-ass one thing. - Ron Swanson
“new research suggests that men who are too nice on valentine’s day and buy...”
– seth meyers, weekend update
IMHO
sarah jessica parker’s entire career peaked when she sang that “come little children” song in hocus pocus.
me: you can be a champion too if you eat canine crunchies.
joyce: canine crunchies can't be beat, they make each meal a special treat.
me: how the hell do you know that song.
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“you know you’re good friends with someone when you can slap their ass and...”
– doris
iskiii:
The most potent way to exist is to occupy someone else’s imagination.
i am the apex predator.
teleport 2 me // kid cudi
iskiii:
If you were given the choice to reverse your current reality with your dream state permanently , will you do it ?
if it’s “permanently,” then i think i’d say no. my first thought would have been OF COURSE. i mean, who wouldn’t want to be playing hopscotch at the bottom of the pacific ocean or flying on a triscuit over luxembourg every single day? life...
January 2012
24 posts
me: you don't have science or history homework?
joyce: um, i have to get. a bag. of. dirt.
it's official
i love clubbing.
the district sleeps alone tonight (cover) // birdy
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three hours before midnight on new year’s eve, i found myself in the house of gabor csupo, the co-founder of klasky csupo, the animation studio that produced shows like aaahh!!! real monsters, the simpsons, and rugrats. i don’t even know how i ended up there. he’s a friend of a friend of a friend kind of thing.
i started off the night with a bit of kern’s guava juice,...
December 2011
15 posts
dude needs to chill
today, i picked up my besties, lawrence and camay, (that’s right i said besties) and we headed up to the griffith observatory. it was so crowded that a huge line of cars just bottled-necked the whole road and there was absolutely no room left in the tiny parking lot. i wasn’t about to go all the way back down the hill, so i asked this random worker where we could park. he said since...
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